Total Medals Earned: 137 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,605 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Game completed
Complete game in 150 years or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/80 points)
Get the first + sign
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 3/14 (45/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Let history take its course.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/150 points)
No
Score 5000 points.
There's a place for everyone here.
<3
Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/185 points)
You Played It...
Use duck to advance yourself financially...
Fall victim to greed...
Get all the coins on the first set of levels...
Beat the Game...
Get all the coins on the second set of levels...
Have 65 or more coins at the end of the game...
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 10/18 (145/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.